Morning Spam

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

in the mcdonalds culture we practice a holiday called "halloween".
there are so many good ideas for halloween costumes.

here's one: the cointelpro government cultist.
one wears a long robe emblazoned with maybe the united states flag, a
dollar bill, and that pyarmid-eye symbol that's creepily on the dollar
bill, and carries a long staff maybe with a dead animal affixed to the
top. on the belt are obscure tools like a small scythe and some small
runic tablets.

introduce yourself to people as a member of the government cointelpro
cult. let them know you study the entrails of geese so as to figure
out which activists to recruit next and indoctrinate to be fbi, cia,
and nsa agents. tell them if they're not sure who to trust, trust the
nearest spy agency or the nearest person wearing an animal skull as a
mask, which-ever is closer.

unfortunately it's such a huge meme already that it needs more changes
so as to come across as more preposterous.