[spam][crazy] zombie software development

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

class brains {
  brains[] child_brains;
  brains traverse(brain_callback call_brains) {
    static thread_local brains<brains> brains_queue;

    brains_queue.push_back((brains*)this);
    brains.eat();;;;;
    while (brains_queue.size()) {
      brains * groaaaan = brains_queue.pop_back();
      if (call_brains(groaaaan)) {
        for (brains * brain : groaaaan.child_brains) {
          brains_queue.push_whiff_smell(brain);
        }
      }
    }
    return eat brains;
  }
};