[ot][spam][crazy][fiction] morning spam 3: hybrid mcboss

[Karl Semich]

MCBoss: [bashful] "You want to buy the program I built by destroying your life?"

Experimentee: "I'm a little disgusted to say this, you probably aren't
guessing why, but my country has rebels. I need to figure out what to
do about it!"

MCBoss: "Oh, don't worry, we have them too, and I bet I can guess."

Experimentee [quietly]: "Oh, I don't think you can quite yet!"

MCBoss [happy]: "Let me show you some of our packages."