[ot][spam][crazy][fiction] morning spam 3: hybrid mcboss

[Karl Semich]

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MCBoss [standing next to a pulsating wormhole]: "I'm sad that they
didn't want to buy mind control."

Experimentee [waving a sparkle-trailing wand at the wormhole in
obscure patterns. with each wave, it shrinks a little]: "Is this your
first time not mind controlling a customer? I bet they didn't know
that. I think it's just incredible that you didn't mind control this
customer! How do I sign on?"