[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Boss In Role of Freeing Slaves

Boss sits at desk.

Slave approaches desk.

Slave: “I was enslaved by a mean old boss and need freeing.”

Boss: “Oh, of course! be free! be free!” Boss’s face is a little blue,
his muscles clenched.

Slave: “Thanks! Um do I get therapy or help reentering society or
protection from my slavers or anything?”

Boss stares at Slave, his face increasingly blue.