[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Boss Plays a Text Adventure Game

You are Boss. The experimentees have snuck into your office and
teleported you to deep inside unvisited bowels of the secret research
project, where they plan to dissect your brain, as they have learned
in the project, so as to understand how to influence you to release
them.

A bunch of small robots and levitating organs are chattering as they
carry you through a sewage pipe. You pass a discarded crowbar as you
are hauled.

> tell project i am boss