[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Meeting Facilitator Trained As Nurse rushes up, looking at MCBoss.

Gardener [to Meeting Facilitator Trained As Nurse]: "Does anybody know
a brain surgeon?"

Tortured Cyborg Researcher: "Please save my MCBoss !!!"

Experimentee comes over from the garden of pansies.

Experimentee [to Tortured Cyborg Researcher]: "He's having people spam
the mailing list so we can blockchain the vivisection tapes."