[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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Boss is laying in a hospital bed, a thermometer in his mouth. His skin
keeps changing colors, purple, green, yellow, blue ...

Boss [thermometer sticking out of mouth, ice pack on head]: "Are you
spamming the mailing list?????"

Zombie Worker: "Yes, Boss, I am spamming the mailing list."

Boss relaxes a bit, and stops changing colors quite so much.

Then his face starts to look tense, and his hands and feed start
spinning in wild circles.

Boss [thermometer sticking out of mouth, steam coming out of ears]:
"ARE YOU SPAMMING THE MAILING LIST????"

Zombie Worker: "Yes, Boss! I am spamming the mailing list!"

Boss relaxes.