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[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

well well well! what have we here?

i seem to have landed myself in a bricked hole in the ground

water, water everywhere, and every drop my only place to pee.

never fear! an underground river leads — not to gross loss of
consciousness and death  like cave diving without training — but
rather a pixelated dragon from kq1.  are all my fingers still there?