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[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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Vivisected Cyborg Zombie Torturer roams the pretty field, brandishing
a ruler that looks like it may have come from a stylistic horror
movie.

Cyborg Torturer: "These flower dimensions will suffer."

Vivisected Cyborg Zombie Torturer shambles up to a flower. As they
move, their mechanized joints whirr and sputter, and puss and blood
oozes from their injuries.

They move thier ruler to a floewr, and make a measurement.

Cyborg Torturer: "I measure you for 3.4 centimeters, flower! 3.4
centimeters exactly!"

The flower cowered in fear.