[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

-

Intern and Zombie Specialist pass each other going to the records office.

Intern: "I'd like to return this resource on recent injuries, causes,
and impacts. Thank you so much! Did you know, I found a new pattern in
the data from March?"

Intern and Desk Worker smile at each other.

Zombie Specialist: "I'd like to take out the resource on recent
injuries, causes, and impacts. Boss needs to know if there is an
undocumented pattern in the data from March."