[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

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Boss walks by Zombie Specialist's office.

Boss: "So, how's the enumeration of [reasons people might fight boss,
and groups who are likely to have the reasons] coming?"

Zombie Specialist: "Nobody will harm Boss's Brains ever again."

Zombie Specialist brandishes a ream of papers and notes.

Boss grins at Zombie Specialist.