Morning Spam

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

MCBoss and Zombies at polling booth.

MCBoss: "Ahem, hello, my name is Boss. I run the world. I'm looking to
vote for the candidate who is trying to take down the evil business
called Well-Respected Psyonic Weaponry Corporation. Do you know who
they are?" [lowers voice a little, somewhat haughty] "I just can't
abide atrocities in this country."

Pollster [scared for their life]: "Uhhhhhh ...."
Pollster: "I believe that would be the candidate named MCBoss. They're
trying to take down that corporation, yes."

MCBoss looks at Pollster.