[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

MCBoss is impatient, and has habits of quickly influencing the people
with whom he negotiates.

Meanwhile, the blossom has all the time in the world.

Suddenly, MCBoss slips, *kerploosh!* into the pond.