[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many]

Dippy: “Are you saying you’re still offering a service of silencing
rats and plugging classified leaks, when your operations are broadcast
live?”

Boss stares wide-eyed.

Researcher Experimentee: “We’re trying to put an end to the business
operations, and the harmful doings of clients. He seemed to care more
about profit than —“

Boss jerks himself alert.

Boss: “We’re here to protect [fumbles for a paper] capitalism. Our
spotless track record should say enough.”