[ot][spam][crazy][wrong] monologues of the crackhat

[Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many]

i was gonna hack 'im

so i punched in on the cyberwaves, pulled their social security number
out of the peanuts, and whizzed into their brainstem

this idiot had no idea how many bowling balls i was going to sink in
their fireplace.

i started off by getting a job as a bank teller