FEDBOOK as last-line-of-defense

[professor rat]

I thought it was funny that a supposedly ( world-is-flat ) globalized net platform was suddenly turning patriotic American standing firm against the looming totalitarian menace from the East.

Remember " True Lies "?

Similar preposterous nonsense.  But I hear you - I'll put in some emoj's next time.

Also add context for uber morons - like  " FEDBOOK as last- (USA) line-of-defense