[ot][spam][crazy][draft] Mind Controlled Utopia #4.327e9

[Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many]

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Caring For Closest Friends Table
    "If Things Are Unfamiliar Or If I Even Imagine Being Angry, I Know
I've Found My Closest Friend"
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Confused Coder: "Does the sign over the table seem sarcastic to you?"

Gardener: "No?"

Gardener: "Anyway, the reason I came here was because MCBoss and
Confused Coder were so kind as to ask me to buy something from them,
and I wasn't sure what that meant."