[ot][spam][crazy][draft] Mind Controlled Utopia #4.327e9

[Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many]

Torture Victim: "It's strange to see MCBoss being so kind, when he was so mean."

Experimentee: "It wouldn't be right to make him mean, though!"

Torture Victim: "That's true. Could he do more than watering pansies, though?"

MCBoss: "I love helping things!"

Experimentee: "MCBoss, help Confused Coder with their git remote project."

MCBoss: "I love helping people!"