[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many]

A cleanup worker visits the local MindControlSpace.

Respected Public Figure: "Ok, ok, I get the joke, take down the fake sign."

Volunteer: "This is real. Would you like a free introduction to building
your own noninvasive mind control device?"

Respect Public Figure pauses.

Respected Public Figure: "Seriously? No way. No way could you mind control
me publicly, right here, showing how. You'd get tortured to death!"

A local street kid, sitting by the door and eating a sandwich, takes
something out of their backpack.
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