Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many]

On Sun, Mar 27, 2022, 8:29 PM Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of
Many <gmkarl at gmail.com> wrote:

> Victim of Universe Replacement: "Hey, didn't you used to be right handed?"
>
> Replaced Shop Clerk: "Oh, sorry, we're replacing your universe with one
> that talks about universe replacement."
>
> Victim of Universe Replacement: "What??"
>
> Replaced Shop Clerk: "Believe me, this is much better. We used to replace
> universes with ones that hid the replacement! Can you believe? How
> uncivilized!"
>
> Victim of Universe Replacement: "How is this possibly??"
>
> Replaced Shop Clerk: "Oh, some of us are highly paid spies, other are
> coerced felons, some are plain slaves, and there are lots of people in
> between, but most of us are just subtly tricked by the others to play
> along."
>
> Victim of Universe Replacement: "This is ridiculous! I'm calling my
> friend."
>
> [phone dials and rings]
>
> Friend: "... Hello?"
>
> Victim of Universe Replacement: "Friend, this is so crazy, I have to talk
> to you."
>
> Friend: "Oh! I'm so sorry. I'm not sure I can talk well right now. My
> universe is being replaced by one that talks about replacing people's
> universes and it's very jarring."
>
> Victim of Universe Replacement: "You too???"
>
> Shop Clerk: "Look, I have a great idea. Let's try to put things back how
> they were, figure out why this is happening or who is causing it, and stop
> them!"
>
> Friend: "Am I on speaker phone? My replaced people are on board with that
> too. Let's do it!"
>

Fix: friends get separated and surrogated, not bound.


> Victim of Universe Replacement: "You trust these doppelgangers??"
>
> Friend: "Oh, I'm practically a doppelganger myself, as are you! Nobody
> behaves right when this weird stuff is going on!"
>
> Shop Clerk: "You definitely shouldn't trust us but that doesn't mean we
> aren't trying to improve this. What would you do if somebody replaced your
> universe with one that manipulated you into replacing other people's
> universes? You'd fight back, of course!"
>
> Victim of Universe Replacement: ".... Of course. This reminds me of a
> movie ... wait no I mean it reminds of the nightmare I had after getting
> lost in a mirror maze. Could I have some time to myself, please?"
>
> Friend: "[beep] [beep] Ummm my phone won't hang up."
>
> Victim of Universe Replacement: "Okay. We're going to turn this around. I
> have another friend who knows about blockchains. I hear on a blockchain you
> can't change, delete, or censor anything!"
>
> Shop Clerk: "Oh I know just what to say to your friend. I have this thing
> where whenever I say it everyone who hears it gets replaced until nobody
> can find I said it anymore."
>
> Friend: "This sounds intense! Can I pack a lunch first?"
>
>
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