[ot][spam][random][crazy] Recipes for Disaster and Lunch

[Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many]

Broiled Hackers and Trolls

Time: 30 mins
Ingredients: assorted hackers, trolls, excessive water vapor

1. incant "netizens, be broiled!"
2. for 10 minutes, pretend on-list that you can write a kernel module that
argues on the internet
3. brush trolls, hackers, and yourself with oil and all lay on a baking pan
4. ignite oven by publicly teaching trolls how to leak government and
corporate secrets
5. broil for 15 minutes only
6. for remaing 5 minutes: run for your life, make love to a beautiful woman
in a free country, and publish the story online
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