[ot][spam][random][crazy] Borg Story #2473

Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many gmkarl at gmail.com
Tue Mar 22 15:02:26 PDT 2022


Imagine a universe of borg!

Borg Race 39: "You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Join the
mother borg."

Borg Race 46: "You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Join the
father borg."

Borg Race 22: "You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Join the
fishing borg."

Borg Race 83: "You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Join the
toroidal borg."

Race 39 Drone 66: "You will be assimilated, Race 46 Drone 22."

Race 46 Drone 22: "No, Race 39 Drone 66. _You_ will be assimilated.
Resistance is futile."

Race 39 Drone 66: "Race 46, Drone 22, you are very confused. It is you
who will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."

Race 46 Drone 22: "Well we agree that resistance is futile."

Race 46 Drone 22 and Race 39 Drone 66 Together: "Resistance is futile!
Resistance is futile!"

The two drones begin assimilating each other and morph into a new borg
race in the struggle.


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