[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many]

Disguised Vivisectee: "Boss has a public show now. It turns out you were
hurt?"

TVDA: "I have a show?"

Disguised Vivisectee: "You're not Boss. Boss is a mean bastard on a
demented power trip. You're kind and helpless."

TVDA: "Oh I remember -- ! Wait. Boss is kind! Not mean! It's me who's mean
..."

Disguised Vivisectee: "Torture Victim Double Agent. Maybe we disagree about
Boss but I want to talk to you, not him."

TVDA: "How is Boss doing?"

Disguised Vivisectee: "How are you doing?"

TVDA: "Well, it hurts that I don't know how to help Boss more, but I've
gathered some change and I've been enjoying my most recent ritual. I found
a way to go golfing with Boss, and he wins every single time!"

[image of a little statue next to a golf club and flagged hole. text over
says "hole in one, winning streak!" ]

TVDA: "I think my therapist is happy that Boss is happy. I like spreading
happiness."
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