[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many]

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MCBoss Golem

A strange bunch of levitating biomatter storms onto the streets.

It is made of disgusting billionaire parts, none of them quite
touching, but moving and walking as if animated by something
unearthly.

"I am Boss," they bellow.

"You will do as I say."

"Please cut yourselves into tiny centimeter-large cubes, to exhaustion."

Then a woman runs out next to him and yells, "No wait don't!"