[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many]

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Boss stumbles out of a wormhole.

Boss: "WTF"

Purple gnome: "Hello! Would you like a cigar?"

Boss: "Mine." [smokes cigar]

Boss: "Gnome, take your arm off for me, please."

Purple gnome: "Gladly!" [removes arm, painlessly]

Boss: "Now scream."

Purple gnome: "No, I refuse. I've decided I don't like you." [puts arm back on]