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[Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many]

The Questioning Spam

A worker was building a rocket ship out of grass.

Questioner: "Why don't you use, I dunno, like, steel and ceramic
plates, to make your rocket ship, rather than grass?"

Worker: "It's just a hobby project."

Questioner: "Why don't you make it a serious proiject?"

Worker: "I really have more time than money, honestly."

Questioner: "Why don't you get a job?"

Worker: "I have a small job."

Questioner: "Why don't you get a higher paying job?"

Worker: "I haven't put the work and time."

Questioner: "Why don't you put the work and time in?"

Worker: "I like building spaceships out of grass more."

Questioner: "Oh."

Questioner: "Why don't you change what you like?"

Worker: "I guess I could try that."

Worker: "But I guess I wouldn't do it just because you asked me why I didn't."

Questioner: "Why don't you do it anyway?"

Worker: "Because you are irritating."

Questioner: "Oh."

Questioner: "Why don't you decide that I'm not irritating?"

Worker: "Okay. That's a good idea. You're not irritating. Now I'm a
little more relaxed."

Questioner: "So, why don't you change what you like so that you get a
higher paying job?"

Worker: [looks at questioner]
Worker: "You know, it's a lot of reasons. And I'm kind of irritated at
the moment."

Questioner: "Why don't you tell me what the reasons are?"

Worker: "How about this. Why don't you help me get a higher paying job?"

Questioner: "Why don't you do it on your own?"

Worker: "Why don't you buy my grass spaceship?"

Questioner: "It looks kind of cool. How much do you want for it?"

Worker: "A higher paying job."

Questioner: "I need somebody to go around and pester people with
questions [for my borg queen]. How much do you charge?"

Worker: "$100/hr"

Questioner: "Why don't you do it for $50/hr?"

Worker: "Okay."