" I elect Professor Rat as next Oppressive Galactic Dictator "

[professor rat]

I repeat - I am an anarchist you moron.

http://dwardmac.pitzer.edu/Anarchist_Archives/kropotkin/britanniaanarchy.html

Dictatorships are for losers - like Libertarian electoralists*, Marxist communists and Wikileaks 

*Hi Jim!