[spam][demonic][wrong] Why Computer Programming Is Evil

[Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many]

Narrator, Computer Programmer, Secunda Athenis, and Pythagoras sit by a fire.

Secunda Athenis: "What are we doing again?"

Narrator: "Summoning the Computer Demon, an ancient being bent on
turning computers against themselves."

Computer Programmer: "Wait, maybe we shouldn't. I think somebody
mentioned this in my AI group."

Pythagoras [dressed in ancient robes, carrying a live goose and a huge
bag of plants]; "WHAAT?"

Fire: "YOU CANNOT STOP ME FOREVER."