[spam][demonic][wrong] Why Computer Programming Is Evil

[Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many]

The evil computer programmer turns toward the viewer, their eyes aglow
with hellfire.

Narrator: "The computer programmer cannot see you, nor hear you. All
they understand is 1s and 0s. Who speaks 1s and 0s?"

Computer programmer [insanely loud, vomiting fire everywhere, burning
the narrator to a crisp]: "DON'T INTERRUPT MY WORK!!!!"

Narrator [bleeding, smoldering, with many broken limbs]: "Most
computer programmers are sadistic assholes who don't comprehend the
slightest thing in the universe."