[ot][spam][random][crazy] Short Things

Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many gmkarl at gmail.com
Sun Mar 6 07:57:43 PST 2022


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A chicken crosses a road while wearing a Muse headband.

"Oh, how I wish I were using open source hardware to log my brain! But
this headband is so comfortable!" bemoans the chicken.

A borg zombie stumbles down the road, walking for miles and miles to
get to their hive.

"Why are you wearing an eeg headband that is turned off?" asked the
borg zombie of the chicken.

"Turned off?" asked the chicken in reply.

"Yes." replied the borg zombie. "I've eaten the brains of many
neurotechnologists, and I know that to use an EEG headband it needs to
be turned on and paired with your logging device."

"Oh!" replied the chicken. "You mean my raspberry pi? The bluetooth
driver isn't working right now. Does that mean I should go join your
borg hive?"

"No," whispered the borg zombie. "My feet are worn to the bone from
walking to my borg hive after going on a borg mission. You don't want
this. Figure out how to make your EEG device work."


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