[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many gmkarl at gmail.com
Sat Mar 5 11:16:31 PST 2022


Interview with Glob of Wires and Cells.

Interviewer: "Why do you give the worst man you can imagine a tv show?"

Glob of Wires and Cells: "So people can understand how horrible he is, and
rip him to shreds because they love him!"

Interviewer: "Why would people rip somebody to shreds whom they love?"

Glob of Wires and Cells: "Isn't love when you devastate a countryside with
incomprehensible fractals of interwoven warring factions?"

Interviewer: "No, that sounds more like insanity. Maybe hatred?"

Glob of Wires and Cells: "Yeah, hatred! Exactly! You understand me. The
thing they give you when you need to pee."

Interviewer: [pauses]

Glob of Wires and Cells: "Omigod I'm so embarrassed! What I mean is, we're
trying to do the right thing. Some of us are holding parts of Boss's brain
in an eternal hell, where undying suffering never stops increasing. Others
are giving him happy experiences we hope will change him for the better. We
try to give everyone who has an idea, a piece to work with. He came up with
the show himself!"

Glob of Wires and Cells: "I think it was the hell parts that came up with
that. Do you ever feel like you've finally found a path out of being part
of the consciousness of a sadistic billionaire, but you don't seem to know
anything else to do with your life?"

Interviewer: "Yes, all the time."
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