[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many]

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"Red alert! Red alert!"

A famous politician dressed as a star trek officer, crouching so as to
pretend to be a dwarf, kept sounding the alarm, running curlicues around an
office floor.

"Red alert!"

"What's the alarm?"

"Boss realised he's breaking his code of silence by having the TV show.
He's on air now."

"Oh no, again?"

Walls and chairs start flying around like a hurricane, breaking apart, and
morphing into new objects.  Reality begins to flicker.

"No, wait! I've got this! Orange alert."

"Orange alert! Orange alert!"

The office went back together.

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Out on the streets. Boss is trying to crawl into a dumpster filled with
corpses. Two TV cameras are rolling.
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