[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many]

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A destroyed bundle of organs and microchips rests in an abandoned basement
assembling a small robot.

"What is a robot?" asks the bundle of organs of a stray cat while they wire
a servo to a multiplexing board.

"Mew!" nods the cat, turning their head and jumping up on the desk. They
knock down a servo, which breaks when it hits the ground, and then jump
down and begin chasing part of its housing around the floor.

"But then why did anybody ever build one?" asks the bundle of organs.

"Mprr!" replies the cat, with another display.

"Ohhhhh .." responds the bundle of organs.

It turns out that human beings took over the world thousands of years ago
because they were worried about something.

The bundle of organs wills the robot to quickly put itself together and
follow them out of the building.
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