[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many gmkarl at gmail.com
Sat Mar 5 09:31:24 PST 2022


A happy little Mind Control Boss is sitting in a glade of wildflowers.
Sunbeams dance on butterflies as Mind Control Boss tries to direct some
deer to change the administration of a small nation state.

"[honk]!" snorts a deer.

"And that silly-looking public administrator: get somebody with a firmer
jaw. Do people notice jawlines nowadays?" replies MCBoss to the deer.

The deer leans down and pulls up some early spring shoots and chews on them.

"Yeah, I agree." mutters MCBoss. "Red squirrel! Bring the public
administrator right here into my office. Maybe a little bruised."

A red squirrel begins chattering at MCBoss. It makes a typical beatboxing
noise, over and over and over again.  Soon other squirrels around join in.

The deer looks up at MCBoss and then looks at the squirrels. They stop
chattering for a time.

MCBoss pauses. "I'm sorry, is this my office?"

A few butterflies fly by MCBoss's face, one brushing against him.

"I might be a little confused. If somebody could direct me to my office,
I'd be in their debt. I'm very sorry."

A squirrel jumped down a tree and made a low vibrating sound a few times as
it ran across the glade and down an animal trail.
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