[ot][spam][crazy][fiction] morning spam 3: hybrid mcboss

[Karl Semich]

As Worker and Intern approached the sound of retching and wailing a
strange horror came over them, and they both began vomiting and
crying.

Intern [in horror]: "I killed them all ... ... !"

Worker [in horror]: "They screamed ... and I ... they screamed like ... !"

Intern [dissociating]: "Are they okay? Are the disloyal workers
comfortable? Are they well and happy? I need to know they're okay."