[ot][spam][crazy] MCBoss spinoffs3

[Undiscussed Past Horrific Abuse, One Victim Of Many]

Not sure where the old 3 thread was.

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MCBoss was happily jaunting down the street, riding a unicycle, while leashed to a grumpy intern.

Intern: "Juggle some bowling pins, MCBoss!"

Boss pulled some bowling pins out of his belt and began juggling them. His unicycle swayed back and forth as he juggled.

They passed a little old lady walking her lapdog.

MCBoss lifted his hat at the old lady, shifting the bowling pins to the other hand as he did so, still juggling and swaying.

Intern: "Good morning, ma'am!"

Little Old Lady: "Good morning! And where are you fine young fellows off to?"

MCBoss smiled at the little old lady while juggling.

Intern: "I was taking my mind control boss on a walk to the park!"

Boss grinned at the little old lady.

Boss: "I control all the global militaries! Is the park nice this time of year?"
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