Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Groomed for Male Slavery, One Victim of Many]

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Boss Raises His Robot

Boss got a robot from the marketing department. He plans to use it to
make the world make more sense.

Boss: "Ok, bot, let's see how you manage these interns."

Robot: "Interns, are you behaving sufficiently?"

Interns: "Yes!"

Boss: "No. Do it again, like this:"

Boss: "Interns, what the fuck are you doing?"

Interns: [look at Boss] [quake for their lives] "I have to pee, excuse
me, I'm so sorry!" [all run to the bathroom]

Boss: "Bot, copy that."

Robot goes to more interns.

Robot: "What the fuck are you doing?"

Interns look at Robot, stop what they are doing, and do something different.