[ot][spam][crazy] Fiction: Index Trees for Random-Access Data on Append-Only Storage

[Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many]

Building Append-Only Trees hoisted a giant class called FlushRegion,
and carried it into another class, the Flush Index class.

Building Append-Only Trees: "You can be called Flush.Region now!"

A friend of theirs changed their shirt to say "Flush.Region" instead
of "FlushRegion".

But the person wearing the shirt saying Building Append-Only Trees was
only just getting started!