[ot][spam][crazy] Fiction: Index Trees for Random-Access Data on Append-Only Storage

[Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many]

Programmer 1: "I looked back over the minutes and surveillance tapes"

Programmer 2 ["FlushRegion"]: "We have those?"

Programmer 1 ["Considering Append-Only Trees"]: "Do we? Anyway, I
think my shirt should say Considering Append-Only Trees. I like this
label."

Programmer 2 ["FlushRegion"], Programmer 3 ["Flush Index"], and
Programmer 4 ["Linked List"] come together and say: "We like it too!"

Programmer 5 ["ChunkRegion"]: "I want to do more than just Chunk
Region. I like the idea of working on those old concepts _around_ the
Chunk Regions. The ones that for some reason people find a little
confusing now."