[ot][spam][crazy] Fiction: Index Trees for Random-Access Data on Append-Only Storage

[Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many]

Programmer 1 and Programmer 3 and Programmer 2 all hold hands with a
bunch of other programmers.

"We want to implement an append-only tree structure for random access
data with revision history! That's the story we're writing right now!"

They all say this in unison.