[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many]

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Tour-Guide: "Here we have a jar of highly charged Mind Control Boss
Particles, held in suspension via electromagnets."

Tour Guide tosses a hefty cylinder with a small display toward Zombie
Government Worker, who catches it awkwardly.

Zombie Government Worker: "Boss!"

Tour-Guide: "All of these Particles were taken from Boss's brain and heart."