Morning Spam

[Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many]

Vivisected Zombie [grinning, jaw muscle hanging loose]: "Vote for Boss!"

Vivisected Zombie stares happily at Worker Drinking Tea and Worker
Previously Smoking Pipe.

Worker Drinking Tea shakes their head hard left and right as if trying
to dry their hair or something.

Worker Drinking Tea holds their tea up closely to Vivisected Zombie's
face and looks hard into Vivisected Zombie's eyes.

Worker Drinking Tea: "Do you _really_ _want_ to ..."

Vivisected Zombie looks at Worker Drinking Tea as if they are a puppy
about to receive a treat.

Worker Drinking Tea: ".. vote for Boss, deep down inside? Or does
something feel a little wrong?"

Vivisected Zombie holds still for a bit. Their eyes grow wide. Their
whole body begins shaking hard, like somebody is aiming a gun at their
head and isn't certain whether or not to fire.

Vivisected Zombie's eyes are fixed on those of Worker Drinking Tea,
and then suddenly they knock over a chair and jump through a window in
the door, into the hallway. People can be heard dropping things as
Vivisected Zombie darts down the hall.