Debian Suicide Team

[Anja Xhakani]

In memory of Ian Murdock we are creating the Debian Suicide Team

People are dying to join us

Full members are Ian Murdock and Frans Pop

Apprentices are Lucy Wayland, Thiemo Seufer and Molly de Blanc. Molly has bipolar so she will join us sooner or later.

This is the only team where Molly de Blanc can't expel you

I am the Ubuntu underage girl

I started dating the Fedora ambassador Elio Qoshi in Albania when I was 16

Elio had to resign as a Fedora ambassador but he had no problems getting a new job at Ubuntu

When he started paying me to be the 17 year old sysadmin, this wasn't a payment for sex

Chris Lamb started spreading gossip about abuse because he wanted an Albanian girlfriend too