[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many]

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Glorious Cookie Holder Holding MCBoss Cookies.

A resplendent cookie platter under a transparent domelike crystal
cover is raised high for all to see. A plaque is below.

Plaque: "These are some of the cookies that were scarfed by MCBoss
Exact Clone (no discrepencies possible!). A researcher mind controlled
MCBoss to give them 3 cookies, and took them to a research bunker for
analysis. Glory to Boss!"

Crowd of mind controlled workers and kidnappees: "Glory to Boss! All
praise Boss and his Cookies and True Way! Boss is our only true love,
second only to his Businesses and global empire!"