[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many]

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One of MCBoss's precise clones (no deviations possible!) is at an
icecream shop eating from a plate of chocolate chip cookies.

MCBoss Exact Clone: [scarfs cookies]

Zombie Government Worker: "Boss, so what's next in the playbook?"

MCBoss Exact Clone: [chewing and scaring noises] "Mmmmmph!"

MCBoss likes the cookies.