[spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

[Undiscussed Horrific Abuse, One Victim of Many]

> find more cells. form a large twitching dance group. with valid determination.

Duh. Obviously! Your buddy is practically leading you to do this already.

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Boss's Office.

Boss is in a huge dance hall a top a giant robot spider the size of a
city, that is in low-earth orbit.

Boss stands.

"I SENSE A REBELLION" he booms.

Crowds of zombies, hairdressers, and investors run into each other to
and fro, to begin squashing the new rebellion

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