Morning Spam

k gmkarl at gmail.com
Wed Jan 26 05:13:45 PST 2022


disguised vivisectee: we were working on the project for generalising
finding the causes of competition to the business and discovered that
your anxiety is the cause of everything on earth.
boss: really now.  i have these cigars because i'm anxious? i started
smoking when i was quite happy.
disguised vivisectee: you were actually a little concerned about being
delivered poisoned cigars, and so the system took over your smoking
processes completely to sustain full review.
boss [looks at cigar]: really.
disguised vivisectee: and you were a little concerned that somebody
could measure gas concentrations to track your breathing processes and
plan to take down the business, so the cells in your lungs were
automatically replaced by nanites.
part of lost bit: this is very humorous and all, but i had a
heart-to-heart with Janitor. i know nanites aren't real. please resume
the project.
disguised vivisectee: [leaves, then turns into nanites]

note: boss is janitor because focused on cleanup. pun-concept somewhat
overlapped with other things.  _real_ janitor replaces clean-up-boss?


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