[ot][spam][crazy][random][wrong] karl is a turd

[k]

moldy fruit and silverware are thrown at karl.  most of them bounce
off of him, some miss.  when a thrown object misses, he apologises
profusely, explaining what a turd he is, and goes and gets the object,
and returns it to the person who threw it, and sits back down. they
throw it again, and it strikes him the second time.  he smiles and
says "i'm a turd!"