Elon Musk's Highest Achievement

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> The Neuralink Smart Toilet enables a
> complete fusion between the brain of the user and the contents of the
> toilet.

https://etouffoir.blogspot.com/2021/10/les-toilettes-intelligentes-qui.html
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/mum-giggles-phallic-shape-formed-21668608
https://www.analyticsinsight.net/smart-toilet-with-the-use-of-ai-will-soon-analyze-stool-for-health-issues/
https://radiationdangers.com/tag/smart-toilet/
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4466498/Experts-reveal-dangers-Elon-Musk-s-Neuralink.html

While it appears this may be a "real" product...
In the ass end, it's all just one giant stool.
If it used zero-knowledge anon privacy,
perhaps it might be a worthwhile fart sniffer,
with the buyer in complete control of their
gastronomic output, gonorrheac dribble,
and diarrheac splatter.
However, it doesn't... so your fecal scans will be centrally
bought sold lifetime databased given away and reported
to police "law" and social scorers and insurers, with absolutely
zero compensation monetization etc given to you,
and all used against and to wreck you with a yuge strap-on.
In the rectal end, all such tech should really be fought
against disavowed defunded disused and disspoken.
After all, when they have control of your shit,
they have control of you. That's far worse than watching
rat squeeze out an hour long shit on the loo
while his dog looks at him sideways like wtf.